Orange Alert Bumper Stickers

Designed for a liberal audience by Irregular Times

Should you head downtown today? Is it safe to go shopping? Is that parking lot clear? Is that fire hydrant on the corner REALLY a fire hydrant? It's an Orange Alert, people. You could be attacked at any time! Drop that donut: it could be an IED. Remind everybody else about how much they need to be afraid, afraid, afraid! The DHS budget depends on it. Be a patriot: buy a bumper sticker.

United We Sit Around While Others Die For Us (bumper sticker) [more]	Divided We Stand, Thanks to Bush (bumper sticker) [more]
Osama bin Laden is Laughing at us (bumper sticker) [more]	Let's be honest, shall we? United we Grandstand. [more]	Everything has changed since September 11, like this bumper sticker says: United We Go Shopping! Be Patriotic with your Purse!... [more]
The Protect America Act reactivates the Total Information Awareness program to spy against Internet activity, casting a broad... [more]	Go Back to Sleep...Your Government is in Control [more]	Our bumper sticker: United We Stand around drinking beer! Well, come on, it's the truth! Americans do more to drink beer... [more]
United We Forget to Vote! (bumper sticker) [more]	Hup Two! Three and Three Quarters Inch Dowel Inserted into Type A-504 belt strap assembly! United We Standardize. (bumper... [more]	United We Sit Around... while others stand in our name (bumper sticker) [more]
Be patriotic with your pastry! Don't let the evildoers win! Post your preferences with this bumper sticker: United We Eat... [more]	Sport this sticker to let everyone know that you're approved by the Department of Homeland Security. You're Orange Alert... [more]	Communicate this essential manner through a stealth bumpersticker: When we wage wars of patriotism, we cut funding for vital... [more]
"No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices." - Edward R. Murrow (bumper sticker) [more]	Enrn, Stewrt, anti-labor W**-Mart: some examples of corporations led by people who look at the world through avarice-tinted... [more]	United We Stand... in line for a job! Under George W. Bush, the unemployment rate has gone way, way up. Bush's Republicans... [more]
United We Bomb and Loot (bumper sticker) [more]	The World Didn't Change on 9/11/2001: You Did. (bumper sticker) [more]	United We Eat Low-Carb! (bumper sticker) [more]
Orange Alerts have been useful in keeping Ashcroft in the news, putting soldiers on American streets, cancelling protests... [more]	United We Misunderstand. (bumper sticker) [more]	United We Bomb. What a Great country we are. No? (48-pack of 3" round lapel stickers from Irregular Times) [more]
Since Congress passed the Protect America Act to expand the powers of Alberto Gonzales, it has become clear that what America... [more]	Give Me Liberty or Give Me... Security??? (bumper sticker) [more]	Osama bin Laden is Laughing at us. (Bumper Sticker) [more]
United We Lash Out (bumper sticker) [more]	This rectangular bumper sticker mocks the American flag stickers that became the badges of patriotism under Republican rule.... [more]	United We Get Friggin' Hysterical (bumper sticker) [more]
United We Stand On Earth (bumper sticker) [more]	Franklin D. Roosevelt had it right when he said, "There is nothing to fear but fear itself." The fear of terrorism... [more]	United We Rearrange Deck Chairs! What?!? You know, like deck chairs on the Titanic. We're not doing the basic work that really... [more]
United We Lose Our Freedom (bumper sticker) [more]	One Nation, Under Surveillance, With Visible Lack of Liberty and Justice for All. (bumper sticker) [more]	United We Torture (bumper sticker) [more]
United We Inappropriately Mistake Flags For Reasons (bumper sticker) [more]	Enough, Already! We Are Not United, And Most of Y'All Are Sitting (bumpersticker) [more]	After September 11, Americans came together around the things they have in common, like television. Show your patriotism... [more]
United We Stand -- phrase paired with an Earth Flag for a new meaning altogether (bumper sticker) [more]	United We Play Ultimate (car bumper sticker) [more]	This bumper sticker adopts the nationalistic slogan and turns it back into a statement of principled nonviolence. United... [more]
The World Did Not Change on September 11, 2001. You Did. (pack of 48 3 inch diameter round lapel stickers on the mindset... [more]	United We Freak Out (bumper sticker) [more]	FDR said it years ago, but it still applies today. The harm terrorism does to America takes place through our own actions,... [more]
United We Sh*t Our Pants -- we are collectively driven by a copious flow of fear. (bumper sticker) [more]	The only thing we have to fear is Fearmongering (bumper sticker) [more]	United We Stand? No. Come on. It's more like United We Freak Out! (3" Round Lapel Stickers in a 48-pack) [more]

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