Trump Warns About What Happened In Sweden Last Night

Donald Trump Sweden terrorist attack

“Look at what’s happening last night in Sweden! Sweden! Who would believe this? Sweden!”

This was the warning that came from Donald Trump today at his campaign rally in Florida – more than three months after the end of his presidential campaign.

So, in the spirit of giving Donald Trump the benefit of the doubt, let’s look at what happened in Sweden last night.

There was an aurora borealis in Sweden last night.

Sweden is having a vegetable shortage, it was announced last night.

Swedes were busy reinventing their living rooms last night.

An animation of Donald Trump’s handshake technique by a Swedish artist went viral in Sweden last night.

A “randy moose” tried to have sex with a wooden elk in Sweden last night.

Zara Larsson did an impression of Kanye West in Sweden last night.

That’s about all that happened in Sweden last night.

Donald Trump seems to be under the impression that there was a terrorist attack in Sweden last night, but no. No, there was no terrorist attack in Sweden last night.

First, they came for Bowling Green, and I did nothing, because I was not in Bowling Green. Then, they came for Sweden, and I did nothing, because nothing happened in Sweden last night…