Insert Message Here: Generic Bumper Stickers to Mock the Cliches

Designed for a liberal audience by Irregular Times

Have you seen enough bumper stickers praising a dog breed or a sports team or getting Calvin to pee on some truck brand or another? Mock the ubiquity of these cliches with one of our literally generic bumper stickers that put the form of the most common bumper stickers out there while refusing altogether to provide content. You'll get raised eyebrows on the road, and then, wait for it... smiles.
Shameless Pun Bumper Sticker
Shameless Pun (bumper sticker) [more]

Uplifting Sentiment Bumper Sticker
Uplifting Sentiment (bumper sticker) [more]

Empty Platitude Bumper Sticker
Empty Platitude (bumper sticker) [more]

Oblique Sexual Reference Sticker (Bumper
Oblique Sexual Reference (bumper sticker) [more]

Scatalogical Reference Bumper Sticker
Scatalogical Reference (bumper sticker) [more]

Generic Sports Team Bumper Sticker
Problem: You get your sports team bumper sticker, then you move to another town! Solution: stick with this generic sports... [more]

Endorsement of Candidate Sticker (Bumper
Endorsement of Candidate (bumper sticker) [more]

Sarcastic Comment Bumper Sticker
Sarcastic Comment (bumper sticker) [more]

Insult toward Foreigners Sticker (Bumper
Insult toward Foreigners (bumper sticker) [more]

Double Entendre Bumper Sticker
Double Entendre (bumper sticker) [more]

Endorsement of Favorite Car Sticker (Bum
Endorsement of Favorite Car [more]

Thinly veiled come-on Bumper Sticker
Thinly veiled come-on (bumper sticker) [more]

Praise for Honor Student Sticker (Bumper
Praise for Honor Student (bumper sticker) [more]

Boy urinating on other truck brand (stic
Boy urinating on other truck bran (bumper sticker) [more]

Generic Bible Quotation Bumper Sticker
Does John 3:16 belong on your car? How about Exodus 20? Maybe Deuteronomy? Can''t Decide? Go with this generic bible quote... [more]

Name of Football Team Bumper Sticker
Name of Football Team (bumper sticker) [more]

Pushy Religious Statement Sticker (Bumpe
Pushy Religious Statement (bumper sticker) [more]

Name of Kid's University Sticker (Bumper
Name of Kid's University (bumper sticker) [more]

Favorite Dog Breed Bumper Sticker
We've seen them all: I Heart Pomeranians, I Heart Shih-Tzus, and on and on. But then your dog dies and the sticker is still... [more]

Illegal Use of Calvin's Likeness (sticke
Illegal Use of Calvin's Likeness (bumper sticker) [more]

Browse Our Many Categories of Liberal Bumper Stickers:Classic generically inclined news:

Jarvis Johnson Challenges With Pork
The 18th congressional district of Texas, winding its way through the city of Houston, is currently represented by Democrat Sheila... [more]

Jeanne Shaheen Allowed BP To Pull A Sarah Palin On Cleanup
The slow march of the offshore drilling industry toward the economic and environmental disaster of the Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico was filled with opportunities to avert the crisis,... [more]

List of House Caucus Websites in the 111th Congress. How Transparent?
The Committee on House Administration maintains a list of official registered "Congressional Member Organizations," more regularly known as caucuses.... [more]

No More Hawaii for Democracy
It was a small reminder for me of what a long path it's been since we were organizing around the effort to prevent George W. Bush from being re-elected: Revising our collection of more]

Congressional Republicans Suffer From Elite Syndrome
Mother Davis calls a therapist specializing in the pampered as she reflects, In the days after the Election... [more]

Bus Bench No Longer for Rent in Columbus
A couple of months ago, I wrote about my encounter with a bus bench... [more]

Another Anti-Bush Site Bites the Dust
Not so long ago, we gave a link to a web site called BushVote.com, which was described as, "Home of the Take Back America Fund, which works simultaneously on four fronts: Local Campaigns,... [more]

Mitt Romney: I Love The Big Pharmaceutical Corporations!
From tonight's Republican presidential debates: Mitt Romney pleads, "Please don't make the pharmaceutical companies the big... [more]


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